Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, 17 April 2014

THE WAYANS BROTHERS COMEDY SHOW IN KUWAIT



Event Overview
From the stars of White Chicks, Scary Movie, and G.I Joe, Mad Stand Entertainment of Kuwait brings to you the hilarious and most talented, The WAYANS BROTHERS!!

Wayans Bothers Comedy Show is one of it’s kind, where it will be the first show in Kuwait to host international comedians from Hollywood with a huge fan base worldwide, the Wayans Brothers will run a two hour show of laughter and excitement.

Event Details
Date: Friday May 30th, 2014
Location: Kuwait International Fair, Hall 5 – Mishref
Doors Open: 6:00PM
Show Starts: 8:00PM
Event Duration: 4 hours and 30 minutes
Show Duration: 2 hours and 30 minutes

Contact details
email us : info@madstand.org
For booking tickets : www.madstand.org
Phone : 66869852 / 1821010

HUMOR - WHAT COMES WITH AGE


Last week, we went  to Hallmark at Marina Mall, to get a birthday card. What was fun was going through the cards that had a touch of  humor....And there are plenty of them. 

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

HUMOR - WHEN A WOMAN SAYS WHAT


Sunday, 2 February 2014

INTROSPECTION : THOUGHTLESS AND HEARTLESS PEOPLE


Even after reading so many articles by psychologists, I still wondered what really makes some people speak thoughtlessly and behave heartless until I stumbled upon this interesting quote.....lol. 






Thursday, 25 July 2013

HUMOR - MOTHER VISITS SON'S PLACE


A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. 
Reading his mom's thoughts, he said, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." 

He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
your son.

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…

Love,
Mom.

Tuesday, 16 July 2013

HUMOR - FATHER, SON AND HOMEWORK


A young boy refused to do his homework, and his father was trying to convince him to do it. He said to his son: "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." 
The son replied: "Well, when Lincoln was your age, he was President!" 

Saturday, 16 March 2013

MAN'S RULES FOR WOMEN

Women have a whole set of rules for men, right, (the do's, the don'ts and what's expected of them). Well, here are a set of "Man's Rules" for women. Read through. Sounds funny?, sounds true?, or does it all now makes sense? I am sharing this from a post my daughter put up in her facebook page yesterday.


THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 . YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...



Saturday, 9 March 2013

HUMOR - USELESS QUESTIONS PARENTS ASK

When a child does something naughty, silly or wrong, the usual question a parent would ask is 'Why did you do that?"and the child actually has no answer or  might give an excuse, or just look at you blankly. 


Cartoon by Cathy Thorne