* Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
* If all the nations in the world were in debt, were did all the money go?
* What's the opposite of opposite?
* Can you cry underwater?
* Why is it people say they slept like a baby when babies get up every two to three hours?
* Why do people say the alarm went 'off', when it really just came on?!
* Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it?
* If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
* Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
* When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss and not a near hit?
* Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
* Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
* If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
1 comment:
Hahaha :) tooo good!
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