Tuesday, 20 September 2011


* After landing, pilot makes an announcement : Thankyou for flying our Airlines. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride!

* Safety announcement before take off: Please pay attention to the safety announcement because you will be writing a test shortly.

* Announcement after landing: Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you are going to leave anything behind, make sure its something we'd like to have.

* After a bumpy landing: We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal!

* An airport experience before the flight: Passengers are waiting to board their plane at Gate 35. A voice on the public address system said: "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So all the passengers picked up their luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again the passengers gathered their carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.
As the passengers were settling down, the public address voice spoke
"Thank You
for participating in our Airline's physical fitness program.!"

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