There arises situations during an Exam in school or college, when a student does not know the answer to a question. So what does he do?...Well some may leave it unanswered, but...there are some students who 'create' or 'make up' their own answers. Here...read on to see some funny answers to real questions that were asked.
1. What is odourless gas?
A. It is probably carbon monoxide1. What is odourless gas?
2. Name a major illness associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death.
3. How do you delay milk turning sour?
A. Leave it in the cow
4. What is inspiration and expiration?
A. When you breathe you inspire, when you don't breathe, you expire.
5. Name the four seasons?
A. Salt, pepper, mustard, vinegar
6. What is H20 and CO2 ?
A. H20 is hot water and CO2 is cold water
7. What is a nitrate?
A. Much cheaper than day rate
8. What is terminal illness?
A. When you are sick in the airport
1 comment:
Lol, this is too good!
~My favorite~
Q.Name the four seasons?
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar!
The kid must have been a foodie like me!! :)
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